Thursday, May 24, 2012

Almost Stranded

Last weekend, we had a perfectly lovely weekend at the lakes in Angola.

To prove it, here's some pictures.


Sophie found a shell


Travis floating



Noah cheesing


SMORES!!









The little beach at our campground







Pedal boating



As we left on Sunday, I noted that we were nearly out of gas. We opted NOT to stop at the teeny gas station in Orland, hoping to hit better gas prices in Howe at the halfway point. We had enough gas to make it to Howe with no problems.

27 miles later, I pulled into the gas station in Howe, and told Ben he'd need to get out and pump the gas, since he had my debit card. He'd left his at home, so I had loaned him mine earlier that weekend, as I just really didn't need it.

He got out, opened his wallet, and flipped through it.

He stared at it blankly.

He got back in the van.

Where's your debit card?
 I don't know. I gave it to you. It's not in your wallet?
No. It is definitely not in my wallet. When was the last time I used it? 
Gee, Ben, I don't know, seeing as how I gave it to YOU. It's not my job to keep track of when you use my card.

(Sometimes I get a little impatient.)

I'm pretty sure I used it to get McDonald's for the kids before I left on Friday.
Okay.
When I was in the truck.
Okay.
Meaning, I think I left your debit card in the truck. Which is back at home. Which means we don't have it. And I don't have my card. And I don't have any cash. Which means we have no gas and no way to pay for gas.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhkay.

Ben and I aren't credit card people. So with no debit card, and no cash, and no banks open on the weekend, we started contemplating what we had on our persons or in the van that we could sell for some gas money.

Canada was eyeing us from his spot in the middle seat.

It was tempting.

Then I recalled that I had my checkbook on me. I almost never write checks, but carry it in my purse pretty much solely to write my monthly check to my mom for child care services.

I told Ben this.

Ben, I have a checkbook in my purse.
I'm pretty sure gas stations don't take checks.
Well, you should go in and see.
I should? I think you should. It's your checkbook.
 Your name is on them  too. You should definitely do it.
But I don't ever write checks.
That doesn't matter. You have to do it because it's your fault you didn't put my debit card back in your wallet.

I have no compunctions about using guilt trips to get myself out of uncomfortable situations.

It worked. Ben skulked into the gas station with check in hand.

Rejected. They most certainly didn't take checks.

Neither did the gas station across the street. Nor did the dinky one just down the street from that, but to be fair, they also were shut down with the windows boarded up, so it's possible that at one point when they were still a functioning establishment, they did in fact take checks, but that didn't help us any.

We sat in the van to think for a few minutes.

We finally decided to take our chances and head north into Sturgis, Michigan, about fifteen minutes north, to see if we could find any check-taking establishments there.

Two minutes later, we passed a Dollar store. I whipped the van around (okay, that's not true, I made a very conservative left turn onto a gravel road and then turned around in someone's driveway, and made my way back out to the main street. It drove Ben crazy. He's a sucker for a good U-turn) and sent Ben into the dollar store to see if he could buy a pack of gum or something, and write a check for some amount over, and get some cash in return.

No-go.

But, they steered us to the Wal-Mart in Sturgis, another five minutes north of us and just across the Michigan state line, where they assured us we should be able to write a check and get some cash back.

At Wal-Mart, Ben once again made his way inside to try his luck. He bought a sandwich, some Pringles, Twizzlers (we were hungry) and orange soda, and was able to write a check for twenty bucks over. A maximum of twenty dollars over; Wal-Mart's apparently pretty cautious about check-fraud.

With our twenty dollar bill clenched in our little hands, we made our way to the gas station in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

Gas was a full forty cents cheaper than what it had been in Indiana.

Ben's a bargain shopper when it comes to gas. He can tell you the gas prices of the five gas stations in our immediate vicinity at any given time. He lamented,

This is like a cruel joke. We stumble across the cheapest gas station we've seen in a month and we're not able to spend any more than twenty dollars at it.

He seriously contemplated sending me back into Wal-Mart to write another check and get another twenty bucks, but at this point, we were kinda tired of the whole game. We put twenty bucks' worth of gas in the van, and finally got back on the road.

On the way home, gas tank half-way filled, I told Ben this story would at least make for a good blog post.

He responded, "Hey, if what you want out of a relationship is good blog-post material, you married the right guy."

Amen to that.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Life is Short....

Well, I got to cross something off my "list" this weekend.



That's me, crossing the finish line of my first-ever triathlon, a Sprint Triathlon at Ancilla College in Plymouth, Indiana.

All told, it was a 500-yard swim, 11-mile bike, and 3.1-mile run. I told people I'd be ecstatic with a 90 minute finish time. I managed to squeak in under that by 3ish minutes, with a final time of 1:26:35.6.

I started in the second wave, behind only the young kids, so all the "good" people started behind me. This became painfully obvious during the bike leg, when I got passed and passed and passed and passed again. The race had been limited to the first 150 participants, and I just kept thinking to myself, "Have 149 people passed me yet??"


I reassured myself, however, by noting that practically every single bike that passed me was one of those hard-core racing bikes, designed for triathlons, with super-thin tires and those really low handle-bars, and crazy disc-spokes-thingies, and clearly I don't belong in a triathlon field because I have no idea what these things even are.

I mean, seriously, I was walking through the transition area before the race and noticing all the people with a different pair of shoes for the bike versus the run and I wasn't even aware people cared about what kind of shoes they wore on a bike.

At any rate, the swim was bad, as I thought it would be. I have zero swim technique and finished dead last in my wave. I also was a little panicky at the beginning and didn't really pay any attention to my breathing, which is bad when you're in the water, trust me. I kind of choked and sputtered a bit, and then realized I was feeling out of breath and I hadn't swum 50 yards yet. That got me a bit more panicked so I kind of slowed down a bit and tried to gather my bearings and meanwhile the wave behind me was already passing me and I was thinking the shore didn't look any closer than it did at the beginning.  (Swim time: 9:41)

But, I made it to the shore finally, fumbled my socks and shoes on, slapped on my helmet, and choked down a Clif bar before hopping on the bike. The bike ride was long, a little hilly, but not totally horrible. I'm not fast on a bike, so I just went fairly steady while I kept marveling in my head that yes, I was actually in the middle of an honest-to-goodness triathlon. (Bike time: 46:30)

Then came the run. I was a little shaky at first, but after about a half mile, started to feel back to normal. I'm obviously much more comfortable with running than I am with either swimming or biking, so I was happy to be on my feet and doing something that I knew I could do. It was starting to get a bit hot by this time, but they did pretty good with the water stations. I ran slower than my typical race pace but not a bad showing, all things considered. (Run time: 27:06)


Now, as triathlon times go, mine is really nothing to write home about. I finished 107th in the field of about 130, and got beat handily by at least one 70-year-old. But, it's also something I've never done before, I was clearly out of my element, but doggonit, I did it anyway.


I told Ben I was a bit surprised by how hard-core these people were, I was kind of hoping for a more casual triathlon atmosphere.

He said, "I don't think there's much of a market for the casual triathlete."

Well, that's what I am, as is my pal Erin, who raced with me. And I think we did the casual triathlete group proud.



(Us, with our cheerleader Melissa)



Thursday, May 10, 2012

No, You Don't Have to Be a Boy

Poor Sophie.

She's the little one in the family, with her two older brothers, and her two older cousins that are both boys, and they all get to do really cool stuff that she doesn't get to do yet.

Like go tubing.

And play t-ball.

And ride regular bikes.

And go to school.

And pee standing up.


Oh, that's right, she'll never get to do that one.

Anyway, her little brain is smart enough to understand that she's somehow different from this group of older boys, and that leaves her unable to partake in some really cool activities.

But, she's decided that said difference must be her girlhood.

This has left her with a very strong desire to become a boy. She tells me this regularly.

Mom, when do I get to be a boy?
 I wanna be a boy!
Will you make me a boy? 

The other day we were discussing the fact that she's going to start school in 2013. (We're not ready to unleash the madness that is Sophie on those poor unsuspecting pre-schoolers just yet.)

She turned to me, all excited, and said, "(gasp!) Does that mean I get to be a boy!?"


A couple days ago, Noah was asking me if I remembered last summer when the boys went tubing with their cousins at the lake.

Sophie said, with a pouty face, "I didn't get to go tubing."


pause


more pouty face


"Because I'm not a boy."


I keep explaining to her that her being left out of certain things is because of her age and not her gender, but it hasn't quite sunk in yet. At a party with friends last weekend, she announced her desire to become a boy. One of my girl friends sat her down and extolled the many virtues of being a girl, that she can be a princess, and a mommy, and, well, anything she wants to be.

She thought about that for a moment, then said:

"I think I want to be a TV."


Oh dear. I don't think she's quite getting it.


Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Happy (Early) Mother's Day to Me

Tonight at Cub Scouts, the scouts made Mother's Day presents for their moms. The premise was supposed to be that they took them home and surprised their moms with it on Sunday, but -- well, that just wasn't gonna happen in this house. I'm the mom that has to bring all three kids to the den meetings (normally, it's because it is Ben's bowling night, but even now that bowling is over, he's on a business trip in California right now). Today, it was all I could do to keep Sophie from (literally) climbing the poles in the cafeteria. I plopped myself in the back corner of the room, and I pulled out my "mom bag" filled with iPod Touches and crayons and puzzle magazines and word searches and IceBreakers mints and mini bottles of wine.

Okay, just kidding.

I didn't have any mints with me today.

Anyway, after the chaos of trying to keep Noah and Sophie occupied so they weren't screaming random competitive challenges at each other "Beat ya to touch this corner of the table first! Beat ya!" during the Pledge of Allegiance, I didn't have the energy to pretend I didn't know what my Mother's Day gift was.

But it's a sweet gift all the same.

Before starting the project, the den leaders asked the scouts what some of the nice things were that their moms did for them.

They take care of us when we're sick!
They buy us stuff!

They make us dinner!
They do our homework for us!


That last one got a few raised eyebrows. It wasn't Travis that shouted that one out, I can assure you.

Anyway, here's the bag that Travis made for me.

He picked a frog because he knows my favorite color is green.

Looks like I got me a new "mom bag".

Thanks, kiddo.


Sunday, May 6, 2012

Yummy Caterpillars?

Today, Travis and Noah had a playdate with some classmates; a little boy that is in Travis's first grade class, and his little sister who is in Noah's pre-school class.

They invited us to play in their backyard, on the giant trampoline, which the kids absolutely loved.

We wanted to make a snack to bring over -- so I started looking up snack ideas that fit into Travis's limited appetite.

We decided on banana caterpillars.






They were quite a hit.

Travis said, "You won't believe how excited I am to eat a caterpillar!"

Meanwhile, while we were putting the finishing touches on our caterpillars, Sophie created her own snack.

Pretzel sticks, dipped in peanut butter, with raisins stuck to them.


We call them "raisin trees".

Yum.

Friday, May 4, 2012

Be the match. I dare you.

A few weeks ago, I signed up online at www.bethematch.com, an online bone marrow registry.

I'd heard about it, was intrigued, researched it, and decided I wanted to join. So I can be a bone marrow donor for someone in need.

Even with millions of people on this registry, some people cannot find a bone marrow match.

Imagine if I could be that match for someone.

So, I talked to Ben about it. I was a little unsure what his reaction would be -- which, looking back on it now, is a little crappy of me. Ben's not selfish by any means, he's an organ donor, and I should have assumed that he'd be on board with this idea. But he's also the kind of guy that has expressed to me his complete-opposite-of-DO-NOT-RESCUCITATE-orders, namely resuscitate at any cost and using any means within your disposal.

Diane, if I'm on my death bed and only staying alive by the use of machines and/or feeding tubes, with little to no sustainable brain activity, you make darn sure to keep me hooked up for as long as possible.

So I thought he might be all, "nobody touches my bone marrow!"

But he wasn't. I told him about my decision to join the Be the Match registry, and he got all pumped up and said he wanted to join too.

So I ordered our swab kits.

They came in the mail this week.

Basically, there are four cotton swabs, you swab the inside of your mouth four times for ten seconds each, attach a little sticky flag to each swab, and mail it back.





Forty seconds later, swabs are popped in an envelope and ready to be mailed (postage-paid!) back to Be the Match.

Check out the website at bethematch.com. Consider signing up. Maybe save a life.

There are worse ways to spend forty seconds. I'm just sayin.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Just a couple Sophie-isms

For a while, Sophie would always try to delay bedtime by asking if she could cuddle for a 'lil' tiny bit'.

Mom, I just wanna cuddle with you for a liiiiiiil tiny bit, okay?


Usually, I shuffle her off to bed, but occasionally, I've let her cuddle for literally a couple seconds.

Okay, there you go, that was a little tiny cuddle, now off to bed for you.


She's a sharp one, though. Now, she comes to me and says,

Mom, I just wanna cuddle with you for a big tiny bit, okay?

Sneeeeeaky.



The other day, Travis and I were cuddling together, and she came up and asked to cuddle for a 'big tiny bit'. I assented.

She took one look at us, Trav and I cuddled on the couch together with no space for her, and screamed,

Mom!!!! There's no skootch! PLEASE give me a skootch!

Rest assured, once Travis and I recovered from laughter, we gave her plenty of skootch.