If you've ever wondered what two-month-old rotting broccoli smells like, particularly rotting broccoli that has been concealing itself in a hidden, recessed corner of the trunk of your car, let me make an attempt to solve this mystery for you.
It smells like an aging warthog that has crawled into the undercarriage of your vehicle to die, but not before it ate a generous helping of limburger cheese and raw catfish.
It's bad.
You're welcome to test me on this, but I recommend that you just take my word for it.
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